“Low mileage, elderly owner, great attention getter, two sets of wheels and tires, complete car cover. A boom box which is disconnected because it gives old people like me a headache! Quick, agile, but regrettably for sale due to health.”
Pop quiz. Who talked the old man into dubs and kicker box?
– Salesman cashing in on late-life crisis
– 20 year old bimbo who couldn’t wait 22 years ’til he kicked it or retired
– Desperate-to-drive-it-grandson who took 15,000 miles off of a 12,000 mile clutch
Find it here on eBay with a starting bid of $51,500. 16,798 miles located in Sandusky, Ohio.