The other day I was reading about V8 bargains in Sports & Exotic Car. They, of course, led off the story with the Porsche 928. On page flip they had the Maserati Bora. I must have Bora bear batter on the brain. And apparently it spills over to Ghiblis. Too bad my wallet can’t spill that much.
Here’s the confidence inspiring part of the eBay auction for the zero feedback seller:
“I’M LOSING MY STORAGE, SO MY EXOTIC, MUSCLE AND BIZZARE CARS HAVE TO GO. MY LOSS IS YOUR GAIN. ALL FUNDS MUST BE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY NEGOCIATED PRIOR TO RELEASE OF THIS CAR. $500 DEPOSIT REQUIRED (NON-REFUNDABLE) WITHIN 24 HOURS OF AUCTION CLOSE. PLEASE BE PREPARED IF YOU INTEND TO BID. THIS IS A NEW EBAY ACCOUNT FOR ME, BUT I CAN FURNISH OVER 400 POSITIVE FEEDBACK FOR YOUR PEACE OF MIND….see user crowashin and flatusman.”
Why not use one of the old accounts? And how about a phone number Flounder, I mean Flatusman? His other “bizzare” car is a dune buggy. Maybe he already sold the exotics.